Bart Woodward

Bart Woodward, (birthdate unknown, probably for the best), also known as That guy who mumbles to himself while staring at a blank wall or simply WTF, is a creepy, overweight, balding man who no one truly knows, because he's just there. Often described as smelling like a day old ham sandwich, nothing phases Bart, as he'll go throughout his day waddling with his swimmies, his time occupied by his crusty mind. What goes on in said mind, humanity has no idea.